Yorkshire Tyke

Idiots

"Jeff and I were at the game – go Packers! – but a bunch of Yorkshire Clowns dressed as Vikings were right behind us, and kept spilling beer down our Arron Rodgers jerseys. Dude! Party Foul!"

Abram

Nekkid

"Oh man, this girl I met at the Red Wings game just has me all turned around. I mean, I feel like she totally gets me. Emotionally speaking, it's like, I'm completely abram around her."