Yorkshire Tyke

Idiots

"Jeff and I were at the game – go Packers! – but a bunch of Yorkshire Clowns dressed as Vikings were right behind us, and kept spilling beer down our Arron Rodgers jerseys. Dude! Party Foul!"

Abram

Nekkid

"Oh man, this girl I met at the Red Wings game just has me all turned around. I mean, I feel like she totally gets me. Emotionally speaking, it's like, I'm completely abram around her."

Pantler

Butler

"Jesus, did you see the way Dave has his new intern carrying his lunch around and making him open doors for him? He's treated that poor kid like a total pantler!"

Indorser

A violent thug

"Before George Foreman was a seller of stove-top grills, he was, in the ring, a most terrifying indorser."

Lansprisado

Second Fiddle

"Have you been to that new vintage clothing store over on Vine street? There's the cutest girl working there. Problem is she's always got this lansprisado hanging around – this short, scowly brunette – so it's kind of hard for me to work my magic."

Timber Toe

A Person with a Wooden Leg

"My Uncle Bob lost his leg in a zoo accident; I'd rather not get into the details. But now, when he comes over for holidays, we yell, 'Mom, old Timber Toe is here!'"

Wagtail

A Lewd Woman

"That Sarah Silverman is awesome. What a wagtail!"